You're back! I can't believe it. You're actually back! I have to admit that I was getting kind of worried. I also have to admit that I've been checking back at least once a week for the last month or so to see whether there was an update. But, still, Yay!
Yaay, welcome back! I like the "for tax purposes" aside. If you're supreme overlord, why do you have to pay taxes, eh? He seems awesome; and not very awed by the head vampire... which I'm sure leads to hilarity. *waits for next page*